Nafrat se Kyu Dekh Rahi Ho..

Nafrat se yyu dekh rahi ho
Jaan se kabhi pyaara tha
Tu mere dil ki duniya thi
Mai tera chan-sitara tha

Kitni suhani thi vo chandani raat
Kitni haseen thi hamari mulaakaat
Ishq me doobi thi har meethi baat

Bhini-Bhini hava chal rahi thi
Magar khamosh nazaara tha
Nafrat se kyu dekh rahi ho
Jaan se kabhi pyaara tha....

Kitna madhur tha vo hamara saath
Aankho me ankhe thi thi hatho me hath
Jab bahak uthe the hamare jazbaat

Hum aur tum jaag rahe the
Soya saara jamana tha
Nafrat se kyu dekh rahi ho
jaan se kabhi pyaara tha.....

Kitne majboo hai ab ise dil se
Gujar rahi hai badi mushkil se
Bhatak hi jaate hai har ik manjil se

Soch kar udaas ho jaata hoo
Dil khush kabhi hamara tha
Nafrat se kyu dekh rahi ho
Jaan se kabhi pyaara tha
Tu mre dil ki duniya thi
Mai tera chand-sitara tha.

Diwali Greetings Wallpaper

Diwali Greetings : Diwali Wallpaper : Diwali Cards

---Diwali Greetings Wallpaper Happy Diwali---
May you live your life like the festival of Diwali, happy healthy and wealthy. A Very Very Happy Diwali!!

Happy Diwali

Happy Diwali "More Greetings and SMS"

Happy Diwali "Greeting and SMS"

Happy Diwali "Greetings and SMS"

Happy Diwali Greetings and SMS

Happy Diwali Greetings and SMS

Happy Diwali Greetings and SMS

Happy Diwali Greetings and SMS

Happy Diwali Greetings and SMS

Happy Diwali Greetings and SMS

Happy Diwali Greetings and SMS

Happy Diwali Greetings and SMS

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones
lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us
together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"

Dekhiye Yuhin Agar Humse Milte Rahe

Song: Aap Yun Hi Agar Humse Milte Rahe
Film: Ek Musafir Ek Hasina
Year: 1962
Starring: Joy Mukherjee, Sadhana, Rajendranath, Kamal Kapoor, Dhumal, Jagdish Raj
Singer: Mohammad Rafi, Asha Bhosle

Aap yuhin agar humse milte rahen
Dikhiye ek din pyaar ho jayega

Aap yuhin agar humse milte rahen
Dikhiye ek din pyaar ho jayega
... Aisi baatein na kar o haseen jaadugar
Mera dil teri aakhon mein kho jayega

Aap yuhin agar humse milte rahen
Dikhiye ek din pyaar ho jayega

Peeche peeche mere aap aati hain kyun?
Peeche peeche mere aap aati hain kyun?
Meri raahon mein aakhen bechati hain kyun?
aap aati hain kyun?

Kya kahoon aapse yeh bhi ek raaz hain
Ek din iska izhaar ho jayega
Aap yuhin agar humse milte rahen
Dikhiye ek din pyaar ho jayega

Kaisi jaadogari ki arey jaadugar
Kaisi jaadogari ki arey jaadugar
Tere chere se hath ti nahin yeh nazar
Hai meri yeh nazar

Dhalti nazaron se dekha agar aapne
Sharm se rang gulnaar ho jayega
Aap yuhin agar humse milte rahen
Dikhiye ek din pyaar ho jayega

Mein mohabbat ki rahon se anjaan hoon
Mein mohabbat ki rahon se anjaan hoon
kya karu kya karu mein pareshan hoon
mein pareshan hoon

Aapki yeh pareshaniyan dekhkar
Mera dil bhi pareshan ho jayega
Aap yuhin agar humse milte rahen
Dikhiye ek din pyaar ho jayega

Aisi baaten na kar o haseen jaadugar
Mera dil teri aankhon mein kho jayega

Ek Balika School Me

Ek Balika school me ek naya chaprasi transfer hokar aaya, Jiska Naam PraanNaath Tha.
Sabhi Teachers pareshaan ho gai kyoki ve use na to Praan  kahkar bula skati thi,
aur naa ve use Naath kah sakti thi.

Sab ne milkar ise samasya par vichaar kia, ek sujhaav aaya ki Chapraasi ka Sirname
pata lagaya jaaye au use sirname se hi pukaara jaaye.

Sirname pata karne par teacher (Adhyaapikaayo) ki pareshane jyaada badh gai, kykoi
sirname "Swaami" nikla (poora naam "PraanNath Swaami" )

I Created Boysss..

GOD: I can't b everywhere so I created MOTHERS!
DEVIL: I 2 can't b everywhere so I created GIRLS!
GOD: don't worry! I have created boys 2 Chang them in 2 mothers.!?

Oye Charger To Mere Paas Hai

Sardar was walking on the road with cell in his hand,
Thief robs his cell and runs,
sardar laughs and says "Oy charger toh mere paas hai..!

If You Have Two Chocklets

Maths Teacher: If u have 12 chocolates AND u give 5 to Hema,
3 to Jaya and 4 to Sushma,
then what will u have?
Student:Three New Girlfriends..!

Tum Mera Photo Apne Bag Me Kyu Rakhte HO

Patni- Tum Mera Photo Apne Bag Me Kyu Rakhte HO.
Pati- Jab Bhi Koi Samasya Hoti hai To Mai Tumhari Photo Ko Dekh Leta Hoo.
Patni- Dekha ! Meri Photo Tumhare Kitne Kaam Aati Hai,
Pati- Kaamwaam Nahi, Photo Dekhkar Mai Sochta hoo ki Jab Itni Badi Musibat Mere
Sath hai, to Isse Badi Aur Kya Samasya Ho Sakti Hai?

Ayaaran ki Goliyan

Doctor ne Rajni ko Ayaran ki goliyan dete hue Samjhaya -
Madam: Aapke Sharir me Lohe ki kami hai.
kuch dino tak aapko ye goliyan leni hongi.

Rajni: Aisa ho hi nahi sakta doctor.
"Mai pichle 14 varsho ne apne pati se loha le rahi hoo"